Trampolina (Chris Dilley)

Trampolina is often asked about her name, and is happy to tell the story: "The day I was born, my mother held me in her arms and said, 'I think I'll call her Trampolina.' And that's how I came to be named Trampolina."

Trampolina got her big show-business break by landing a role on TV's "Twin Peaks" as The Log (although critics panned her wooden performance). From there, she dabbled in careers such as Being The Girl Who Chooses New Colors For M&Ms, Being The Girl Who Puts The Plastic Tips On Shoelaces, and Being The Girl Who Gets Thrown In Jail For Stalking Ryan Phillippe. It was in the Stalker Cellblock that she met Winnie (in for stalking Mary Cheney), Trixie (in for stalking herself), and Rachel (for stalking everyone else), and secured her position with the Kinsey Sicks.

Now committed to the whirlwind touring schedule of the Kinsey Sicks, Trampolina still finds time to speak out on issues she holds dear. She single-handedly continues the fight to save endangered gummi bears. (In fact, she sleeps every night with her two favorite stuffed gummi bears: Orange and Clear.) Her activism also brings her to speak out against Icky People and Things That Are Stinky. And she is mobilizing for world-wide participation in her project, "Hands Across Trampolina." (Interested volunteers should contact her immediately.) Trampolina nurtures her entrepreneurial instincts as well, currently seeking funding for her newest creation: Travel Twister ("for those long flights").

Once things quiet down a bit, her goal is to obtain a degree in mime through a correspondence course in Beaucoup de Merde, France, while supporting herself as a narrator for Comic Books on Tape.