$20 - Details
Almost Infamous (DVD)
"Almost Infamous" is (we are told) a hilarious, compelling and
often-poignant behind-the-queens documentary following America's
Favorite Dragapella Beautyshop Quartet as they prepare for a
prestigious run in Vegas. The film incorporates concert footage,
"confession cam" interviews, archival footage (including the group's
1994 street-corner debut) and animation by Oscar-nominated Bill
Plympton. Directed by Ken BieIenberg and produced by Alonzo Ruvalcaba,
the documentary lets you see the guise behind the gals as you've never
seen them before. You'll be scarred for life!
$20 - Details
I Wanna Be A Republican
(DVD)
Tired of playing Kinsey Sicks cds for friends and having them say,
"Wow, do
they look as bad as they sound?" Finally, The Kinsey Sicks' new dvd, "I
Wanna
Be a Republican" answers that question with a resounding yes!
The Kinsey Sicks may be trash, but the dvd, released by
Eyethink Pictures, is
a glorious five-camera shoot that vividly captures the sights, smells
and fear
of a live Kinsey Sicks performance. And if that's not too much, there's
more!
There's a hilarious blooper reel, two commentary tracks, a multi-camera
angle
feature, and four songs not bad enough to be included in the film, but
sufficiently disturbing to include in the dvd.
What the critics are saying
With their tight harmonies, fab ensembles and wicked wit, The
Kinsey Sicks more than make up for the fact that some republicans still
exist
Michael Musto, The Village Voice
A night of sizzling satire and sexy trash talk...A laugh out
loud funny showcase to rival the Margaret Cho enterprise...a comedy
concert that equals the best of HBO
Bay Area Reporter
The campy Kinsey Sicks hit the screen in "I Wanna Be a
Republican". Their doo-wop vocal polish impresses, as does the
technical slickness of this feature from Eyethink Pictures
Variety
The Kinsey Sicks -- with perfect four-part harmony vocals,
well-chosen parody melodies and laugh-out loud lyrics -- approach
genius
Metrosource
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584 Castro Street
San Francisco, CA 94114
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A
pair of Kinsey Sicks Secret Decoder glasses comes with your copy of
Each Hit & I, and will allow you to receive secret messages from
the Kinseys throughout the album!
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Each Hit
& I (CD)
It's an album title that has to be said out loud. Really. The Kinsey
Sicks celebrate their Sweet Sicks-teen by unleashing their most
thrillingly objectionable CD yet. "Each Hit & I" is bursting at the
seams with 20 gorgeous and unforgivable tracks, including the soon to
be classics, "Necrophilia," "See You When Tea is Drinkable" (say that
one out loud too), "I Kissed a Gull," "Things You Shouldn't Say" and
"Tranny Boy." In addition to uproarious original tunes, the Kinsey
Sicks turn their sharp eye to the pop world, skewering Britney Spears,
Michael Jackson, Katy Perry and Beyonce in the process. From Abba to
Opera, this album will keep you buzzing like a cheap drug. The enclosed
28-page booklet contains personal commentary by the Kinseys, vintage
photos and secret messages visible only through secret decoder glasses.
A pair of Kinsey Sicks Secret Decoder Glasses is
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$15 - Details
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Sicks! Sicks!
Sicks! (CD)
The Kinsey Sicks's sixth and sickest effort! Featuring 17 songs
and, more importantly, naked photos of America's Favorite Dragapella
Beautyshop Quartet, this CD is guaranteed to disturb more senses than
any of the group's five previous releases. Devilishly delightful tracks
include: "Botoxic", "Be a Slut", "Send in the Clones" and the Kinseys'
signature anthem, "We Arm the World." |
$15 - Details
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Oy Vey in a
Manger: Christmas Carols and Other Jewish Music (CD)
Holy Hadassah -- your holiday shopping needs are all taken care of!
This all-live soundtrack recording of the Kinseys' eponymous holiday
show contains 24 tracks for both Jews and Gentiles to abhor, including
seasonal favorites such as "God Bless Ye Femmy Lesbians," "'Tis the
Season to Drink Stoli," "A Lay in a Manger" and the soon-to-be-classic
of cannibalism, "Soylent Night." |
$15 - Details
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I Wanna
Be a Republican (CD)
Refusing to be part of any party that would have them as members, the
stars change their stripes and become Republicans in this CD. Tracks
include "When You're Good to Dubya," "Rent a Homo" and "I've Been
through Parasites (But I've Never Had VD)." PLUS an exciting video
clip! |
$15 - Details
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Sicks
In The City (CD)
The Kinseys' third strike. Featuring songs from their Off-Broadway hit,
"Dragapella! Starring the Kinsey Sicks" and more. This CD includes
"It's Crystal Time in the City," "Cruise People Uglier Than You," "Sexy
Underwear" and other equally unpalatable material. |
$15 - Details
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Boyz 2
Girlz (CD)
Proving that the Kinsey Sicks don't learn from their mistakes, Boyz 2
Girlz features 19 completely new and appalling tracks. Includes:
"Titanic: Why Does Celine Go On?" "Where the Goys Are," "I Will Swallow
Him," "Baby Dyke," and the Yiddish classic, "Papirossen." |
$15 - Details
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Dragapella!
(CD)
The Kinsey Sicks' debut CD - 19 tracks teeming with tantalizing a
cappella and tart satire. Includes Kinsey Sicks hits: "Don't Be Happy -
Worry," "Beaver," "AZT," "Proud Marys" and more!
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Kinsey Sicks
Black Cartoon T-Shirt
All new Kinsey Sicks cartoon t-shirt, drawn by Winnie herself. All the
joy of Kinsey fanhood without the discomfort of having to look at their
actual faces! These colorful, 100% cotton, pre-shrunk divas come in S,
M, L, XL, XXL and 3XL.
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Souvenir
Dragapella Poster - Autographed!
This is a collector's item for die-hard Kinsey fans. This 14x22
cardstock poster is from the Kinseys' critically acclaimed Off-Broadway
show, "Dragapella! Starring the Kinsey Sicks" at New York's legendary
Studio 54. That production was nominated for a Drama Desk Award for
Best Lyrics and Lucille Lortel Awards for Best Costumes and Best
Musical. Act now -- this is a limited edition item. |
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