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Almost Infamous (DVD)
"Almost Infamous" is (we are told) a hilarious, compelling and often-poignant behind-the-queens documentary following America's Favorite Dragapella Beautyshop Quartet as they prepare for a prestigious run in Vegas. The film incorporates concert footage, "confession cam" interviews, archival footage (including the group's 1994 street-corner debut) and animation by Oscar-nominated Bill Plympton. Directed by Ken BieIenberg and produced by Alonzo Ruvalcaba, the documentary lets you see the guise behind the gals as you've never seen them before. You'll be scarred for life!
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I Wanna Be A Republican (DVD)
Tired of playing Kinsey Sicks cds for friends and having them say, "Wow, do
they look as bad as they sound?" Finally, The Kinsey Sicks' new dvd, "I Wanna
Be a Republican" answers that question with a resounding yes!
The Kinsey Sicks may be trash, but the dvd, released by Eyethink Pictures, is
a glorious five-camera shoot that vividly captures the sights, smells and fear
of a live Kinsey Sicks performance. And if that's not too much, there's more!
There's a hilarious blooper reel, two commentary tracks, a multi-camera angle
feature, and four songs not bad enough to be included in the film, but
sufficiently disturbing to include in the dvd.
What the critics are saying
With their tight harmonies, fab ensembles and wicked wit, The Kinsey Sicks more than make up for the fact that some republicans still exist
Michael Musto, The Village Voice
A night of sizzling satire and sexy trash talk...A laugh out loud funny showcase to rival the Margaret Cho enterprise...a comedy concert that equals the best of HBO
Bay Area Reporter
The campy Kinsey Sicks hit the screen in "I Wanna Be a Republican". Their doo-wop vocal polish impresses, as does the technical slickness of this feature from Eyethink Pictures
Variety
The Kinsey Sicks -- with perfect four-part harmony vocals, well-chosen parody melodies and laugh-out loud lyrics -- approach genius
Metrosource
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A pair of Kinsey Sicks Secret Decoder glasses comes with your copy of Each Hit & I, and will allow you to receive secret messages from the Kinseys throughout the album!
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Each Hit & I (CD)
It's an album title that has to be said out loud. Really.
The Kinsey Sicks celebrate their Sweet Sicks-teen by unleashing their most thrillingly objectionable CD yet. "Each Hit & I" is bursting at the seams with 20 gorgeous and unforgivable tracks, including the soon to be classics, "Necrophilia," "See You When Tea is Drinkable" (say that one out loud too), "I Kissed a Gull," "Things You Shouldn't Say" and "Tranny Boy." In addition to uproarious original tunes, the Kinsey Sicks turn their sharp eye to the pop world, skewering Britney Spears, Michael Jackson, Katy Perry and Beyonce in the process. From Abba to Opera, this album will keep you buzzing like a cheap drug. The enclosed 28-page booklet contains personal commentary by the Kinseys, vintage photos and secret messages visible only through secret decoder glasses. A pair of Kinsey Sicks Secret Decoder Glasses is included with each order.
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Sicks! Sicks! Sicks! (CD)
The Kinsey Sicks's sixth and sickest effort! Featuring 17 songs and, more importantly,
naked photos of America's Favorite Dragapella Beautyshop Quartet, this CD is guaranteed to
disturb more senses than any of the group's five previous releases. Devilishly delightful
tracks include: "Botoxic", "Be a Slut", "Send in the Clones" and the Kinseys' signature
anthem, "We Arm the World."
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Oy Vey in a Manger: Christmas Carols and Other Jewish Music (CD)
Holy Hadassah -- your holiday shopping needs are all taken care of! This all-live
soundtrack recording of the Kinseys' eponymous holiday show contains 24 tracks for both
Jews and Gentiles to abhor, including seasonal favorites such as "God Bless Ye Femmy
Lesbians," "'Tis the Season to Drink Stoli," "A Lay in a Manger" and the soon-to-be-classic
of cannibalism, "Soylent Night."
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I Wanna Be a Republican (CD)
Refusing to be part of any party that would have them as members,
the stars change their stripes and become Republicans in this CD.
Tracks include "When You're Good to Dubya," "Rent a Homo" and "I've
Been through Parasites (But I've Never Had VD)." PLUS an exciting video clip!
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Sicks In The City (CD)
The Kinseys' third strike. Featuring songs from their Off-Broadway hit,
"Dragapella! Starring the Kinsey Sicks" and more. This CD includes "It's
Crystal Time in the City," "Cruise People Uglier Than You," "Sexy Underwear"
and other equally unpalatable material.
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Boyz 2 Girlz (CD)
Proving that the Kinsey Sicks don't learn from their mistakes, Boyz 2 Girlz
features 19 completely new and appalling tracks. Includes: "Titanic: Why Does
Celine Go On?" "Where the Goys Are," "I Will Swallow Him," "Baby Dyke," and
the Yiddish classic, "Papirossen."
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Dragapella! (CD)
The Kinsey Sicks' debut CD - 19 tracks teeming with tantalizing a cappella
and tart satire. Includes Kinsey Sicks hits: "Don't Be Happy - Worry,"
"Beaver," "AZT," "Proud Marys" and more!
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Kinsey Sicks Black T-Shirt
All new Kinsey Sicks cartoon t-shirt, drawn by Winnie herself. All the joy of Kinsey fanhood without the discomfort of having to look at their actual faces! These colorful, 100% cotton, pre-shrunk divas
come in S, M, L, XL and XXL.
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Kinsey Sicks White T-Shirt
Tired of being admired for your good taste in fashion? A Kinsey Sicks
T-shirt can cure that! These 100% cotton, pre-shrunk divas
come in S, M, L, XL and XXL.
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Souvenir Dragapella Poster - Autographed!
This is a collector's item for die-hard Kinsey fans. This 14x22 cardstock
poster is from the Kinseys' critically acclaimed Off-Broadway show, "Dragapella!
Starring the Kinsey Sicks" at New York's legendary Studio 54. That production was
nominated for a Drama Desk Award for Best Lyrics and Lucille Lortel Awards for
Best Costumes and Best Musical. Act now -- this is a limited edition item.
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"Republican Film Shoot" Poster
The official poster used to promote the film shoot for the upcoming I WANNA
BE A REPUBLICAN concert film! Limited edition! Autographed by the Kinsey Sicks.
Available with and without date stickers.
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"Republican Film Shoot" T-Shirt
Pretend you were there! Be proud of your "extra" status. Buy two and send
one to Tom Delay! Like Republicans, the shirts come in S, L, XL, XXL.
Sorry, we're out of size M.
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GFTDS "Crew" T-Shirt
These T-Shirts from EYETHINK PICTURES debuted at the I WANNA BE A REPUBLICAN
concert shoot, and proudly display the motto "Gay Films That Don't Suck."
Of course, we're not implying that all other gay films do. We're just setting our bar
appropriately low!
Available in S, M, L, XL, XXL.
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